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February 16 2012

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thedailywhat:

When Zoo Animals Attack of the Day: According to YouTuber NRucker5, he was told by a manager at the Memphis Zoo’s cafe that the alpha male monkey in a nearby enclosure felt threatened by him because he’s a tall male, and suggested he go stand with his back to the Plexiglas to provoke an “attack.”

Then this happened…

[22words.]  

Yo, fuck zoos.  Seriously.  Also, fuck stressing the ALPHA out like this. Totally unnecessary.

That said WHAT THE FUCK, LOOK AT WHAT THAT MONKEY DOES.

If you think this is funny you are a fucked up individual. This monkey wants to straight up murk that person. You are lucky there was glass there fucker. Next time you may not be so lucky.

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    Ah! I live by that Zoo! Memphis monkeys will cut you.
  3. whileyoureinschoolidothisallday reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    glass is there, dude…
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    “…if they don’t kill the intruder it’s really bad for their society.”
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    jfc, this monkey is badass. he aint lettin’ anyone steal his hot chicks.